I know a few good "charities"

thanks to Matt's friend Neal for spotting two hillarious examples, the first in this photo:

I'm going to start the Bethany's vacation "charity" soon... good idea!

The second was described thus:

"Also, this morning we saw a homemade sign (alas I didn't get a
picture) for
The Rub "Doctor" - Massage Therapist
Kind of creepy."

yes.